she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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