...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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