Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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