the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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