Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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