Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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