Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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