Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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