i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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