By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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