I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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