That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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