the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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