All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
accomplished twins. life is a go
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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