I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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