Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
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