As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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