Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
