I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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