Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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