At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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