Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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