if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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