I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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