does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
