I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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