Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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