I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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