It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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