Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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