I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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