I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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