at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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