You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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