Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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