am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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