how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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