Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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