plz talk dirty to me
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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