your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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