Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
the raccoons are back...
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