Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
so let's talk penis.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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