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Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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