He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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