i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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