how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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