I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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