This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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