She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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