At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
where are you?
Hypothermia
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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