brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
