he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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